My Confession

[Bogeyman]

(12-14-2008 12:39 PM)EagleGirl Wrote:  Bogeyman,

Not all ladies have such boring games! I happen to golf with a young woman who has only driven a green 5 or 6 times. I've only driven a green once, but it certainly wasn't boring. Yeah, I shoot pretty much straight up the middle, but I'm never bored when I out-drive one of the guys......

It may not be boring, really, just you ladies don't get all the experience hitting out of trouble. Actually, it is a compliment to your ability to not play like us gorillas. Like my better half says, "You're supposed to play in the short grass."

[drwolfcarl@aol.com]

(11-06-2008 09:32 AM)Crabbybill Wrote:  I have a famous relative. Very famous in the golf community. I also live in Florida and should be an "avid" golfer. I should also be, not a good golfer, but a great golfer. 1 maybe a 2 handicap. The truth is, I don't play very much and I suck donkey dong. I am ashamed. I need help, I need advise, I need direction. Someone read this and offer help please!!

One last thing, why do I want to see Sara Palin in a bikini so bad?

Well, Crabbybill,

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(04-18-2009 03:21 AM)drwolfcarl@aol.com Wrote:  

(11-06-2008 09:32 AM)Crabbybill Wrote:  I have a famous relative. Very famous in the golf community. I also live in Florida and should be an "avid" golfer. I should also be, not a good golfer, but a great golfer. 1 maybe a 2 handicap. The truth is, I don't play very much and I suck donkey dong. I am ashamed. I need help, I need advise, I need direction. Someone read this and offer help please!!

One last thing, why do I want to see Sara Palin in a bikini so bad?

Well, Crabbybill, sell your clubs and take up being a moose chef and start thinking more about the first lady in lieu of Palin.....you'll sleep better.

[Bogeyman]

Here's an idea I tried out the other day. Now with the humidity getting higher in our wonderful State of Florida, (this idea works wherever there are bugs) it was suggested I place a sheet of "Bounce" under my hat or cap, when playing golf. When you perspire, the perspiration will attract gnats, mosquitoes, etc., and you're constantly swiping at them. The "Bounce" keeps them away from your face. And, yes, it does work. So, if you're golfing, LOFTING, fishing, or just workingaroundthe yard and sweating like I do, put a sheet of "Bounce" under your cap.

[Stickmon]

I've heard that suggestion about Bounce, as well, but never tried it. Thanks for the great tip, Bogeyman! I think a huge benefit to using Bounce would be your fresh smelling, soft hair with no static electricity, No more socks sticking to your head!

[Bogeyman]

(04-21-2009 03:10 AM)Stickmon Wrote:  I've heard that suggestion about Bounce, as well, but never tried it. Thanks for the great tip, Bogeyman! I think a huge benefit to using Bounce would be your fresh smelling, soft hair with no static electricity, No more socks sticking to your head!

I wasn't going to go there, but you're correct. Also, if you keep one in your hip pocket, it helps ward off the beanie weenies, or results thereof.